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FACEPALM - When the PRESIDENT facepalms you, then you're in deep trouble


FACE MINUS PALM - when the fail demands strangling the Vice President for his last Speech

TAGS: strangle obama president fail facepalm
Rating: 3.5/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 8:24 am
That could be a lot of things in this Admin



DEMOCRATS - Have double-standards

TAGS: two faced
Rating: 4.4/5

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FACE PALM - In over his paygrade Everybody sees it too

LINCOLN FACEPALM - "You're seceding why? Over health insurance?! Oh, shoot me now."

TAGS: lincoln secession republican obamacare facepalm
Rating: 3.5/5

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crankyhead - September 1, 2013, 7:32 pm
Cannabal - September 1, 2013, 2:13 pm
No, in actuality, I am StoneTools. I got so bored, I decided to drum up a thread for one of my posters because I'm too lazy to submit a new one.
crankyhead - September 1, 2013, 12:27 pm
Don't lie Cannabal. I'm Vik and arnnatz. You're Groucho and foxrecon. Geez man, keep it together. =)
StoneTools - September 1, 2013, 9:04 am
See, the truth will set you free.
Cannabal - September 1, 2013, 6:47 am
You are absolutely right, I am Renza. I am also Battaile, which explains the string of filthy liberal posts you've been seeing lately.
StoneTools - September 1, 2013, 1:59 am
In other words, as they used to say in the old days, "Don't bogart that joint"
StoneTools - September 1, 2013, 1:58 am
Cannabal, cannabal, cannabal. my comment referring to lame comebacks #58863 was directed to Renza, that's why it says his name at the end of the sentence. Your comeback referred to me calling your comebacks lame ... you say you aren't renza, yet ... ?!?
Cannabal - September 1, 2013, 1:45 am
No, I did not say that. If you could read, you probably would have noticed. By the way, no, weed is not legalized in my state, only decriminalized. Can't have everything, y'know?
StoneTools - August 31, 2013, 8:58 am
are you saying that you are, in fact, renza? Because at the end of the lame statement, I specified Renza. I take it weed is legal in your state?
Cannabal - August 31, 2013, 3:18 am
First you say my comebacks are lame, and now they're too harsh. You're starting to sound like a Democrat, Stony.
StoneTools - August 30, 2013, 9:07 am
That's kind of harsh, don't you think?
StoneTools - August 30, 2013, 8:50 am
wow, that's such an lame attempt at a comeback. You should seek help renza.
Cannabal - August 30, 2013, 3:40 am
Spongebob "g-ay pants." Oh, d***, son, you that was colder than ice, yo.
Cannabal - August 30, 2013, 3:39 am
To quote the former vice president of the 43rd executive administration, Richard Cheney, "Go f*** yourself."
crankyhead - August 29, 2013, 9:33 pm
What second rate online translator are you using that thinks the french word for english is Ingles? The word is 'anglais' as anyone who isn't into trying to misrepresent themselves online would be able to tell you.
Renza - August 29, 2013, 8:38 pm
What are you, french? nobody but the french like the french, and I'm pretty sure its tentative for them. Your statement probably could have been complete if you used punctuation, as is, it's borderline gibberish, and at the least missing a point
StoneTools - August 29, 2013, 8:19 pm
that it's actually getting boring. Pourquoi ne pas prendre un cours de logique quand vous avez fini avec vos Inglês comme un cours de langue seconde?
StoneTools - August 29, 2013, 8:17 pm
Now you've really lost it. I know that you really don't understand english (are you french canadian like cranky?), but my statement was complete and, once again, you've proved how you make a posting which does my job for me. Your idiocy is so easy to show
Renza - August 29, 2013, 7:28 pm
Come on ST, don't make me jingle the keys, remember what we said about completing thoughts?
StoneTools - August 29, 2013, 2:30 pm
I found out where liberals come from: http://science.discovery.com/tv-shows/dark-matters-twisted-but-true/videos/orphans-trained-to-mindlessly-obey.htm
crankyhead - August 29, 2013, 1:03 pm
ST, you want the name of a good ESL teacher? Your grammar is at a second grade level.
StoneTools - August 29, 2013, 10:14 am
The only thing that makes it difficult for me to show how moronic you liberals are is that you do a posting and do it for me.
Renza - August 28, 2013, 8:23 pm
If that's your goal in life ST, I'm sorry to tell you, but you've failed at life, which really shouldn't be possible. So... I guess congratulations on the accomplishment...?
StoneTools - August 28, 2013, 1:45 pm
sorry, I left one off: crankyhead=cannabal=renza=spongebob g**pants
StoneTools - August 28, 2013, 1:37 pm
OTC - August 28, 2013, 1:18 pm
So then it is true, crankyhead=cannabal
crankyhead - August 28, 2013, 12:10 pm
The biggest joke of them all is the one where a guy created many different accounts, so that he can have online conversations with himself, in an attempt to make his opinions appear to have wider support than they do. Knee-slappingly funny stuff.
StoneTools - August 28, 2013, 11:16 am
and my statement was serious. You and cranky are just bad jokes
StoneTools - August 28, 2013, 11:09 am
My goal in life is to make it difficult for morons to put out a message of lies and bull**** (like you and cranky) I think liberals are the bottom of the barrel
Renza - August 28, 2013, 4:14 am
It's honestly unrealistic to take most discussions on the internet all that seriously, all it takes is for 'that guy' to show up with their internet persona that would realistically get them beaten irl, and then things just spiral away.
Renza - August 28, 2013, 4:11 am
If you want to be serious about it, isn't it kinda sad that your hatred of "liberals" (basically whoever disagrees with you) is based primarily on two people, one of which has announced being a troll numerous times?
StoneTools - August 28, 2013, 1:04 am
In all seriousness, I'm glad you and cranky are on this site, it reinforces my dislike for the stupidity of liberals
StoneTools - August 28, 2013, 1:01 am
You still can't comprehend a complete paragraph or sentence I see. Good for you, it gives you something to look forward to learning in your English as a Second Language class
Renza - August 28, 2013, 12:51 am
Well of course, when the multi syllable words begin confusing you, we need to do something to hold your attention, jingling those shiny keys just happens to be a somewhat effective method, otherwise you instantly go back to your go-to talking points
StoneTools - August 28, 2013, 12:30 am
spewing the MSLSD and media splatters lie of the day
StoneTools - August 28, 2013, 12:30 am
having a discussion with either you or cranky is where the need for single syllables comes in handy. Otherwise, you two just do the "ooooo shiney" thing and think you've actually convinced anyone that you are capable of rational thought rather than just
Renza - August 27, 2013, 9:06 pm
Exactly, why should conservatives actually complete their thoughts, using words with more than 2 syllables is clearly difficult for them, as is the use of commas, I think what he's saying here cannabal, is that our expectations are just way too high.
StoneTools - August 27, 2013, 5:57 pm
why would he, he's having a conversation with liberals, you know the people with ADHD who get lost with words with more than 1 or 2 syllables or sentences that have commas
Cannabal - August 27, 2013, 5:54 pm
Could you be more specific and state a more complete thought?
OTC - August 25, 2013, 5:34 pm
So in your liberal mind, if obamacare hadn't became law, this would still have happened?
OTC - August 25, 2013, 5:30 pm
So in your liberal m
StoneTools - August 25, 2013, 6:19 am
Oh my! You're so right, nobody here ever, EVER, cherry picks their sources, especially you cannabal.
Cannabal - August 25, 2013, 4:45 am
Well, it wouldn't be a free market if you couldn't do that.
Renza - August 25, 2013, 4:29 am
Of course, who doesn't love the free market, it's what gives businesses and organizations the right to discriminate or screw people over without repercussion...
Cannabal - August 24, 2013, 11:38 pm
Facepalm indeed, especially when the PPACA legislation isn't exactly forcing a company like UPS to insure spouses, to which they respond by not insuring spouses since they legally do not have to. Ain't the free marketplace grand?
OTC - August 24, 2013, 11:25 pm
Its not about health insurance, it is a out the government mandate, and i suppose employers shouldn't determine who gets insurance or set the wages and hours either, facepalm indeed.
Cannabal - August 24, 2013, 10:33 pm
By the way, since we're cherry-picking links here, I picked this one out just for you. http://www.bizjournals.com/sanfrancisco/blog/2013/08/its-easy-to-blame-obamacare-for-what.html
Cannabal - August 24, 2013, 10:21 pm
See what happens when you let employers determine who gets health insurance and who doesn't?
StoneTools - August 23, 2013, 8:28 am
PapaFox - November 15, 2012, 11:36 pm
Good one, Cannabal! :-D

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SENSE - This makes none.


THE FACE OF ANGER - Ought to be the logo for liberalism, which is nothing but anger, rage and resentment.


TAGS: facepalm gop
Rating: 2/5

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crankyhead - October 31, 2012, 10:11 pm
Oh, Missouri's 2nd congressional district has an electoral college now does it? Try to stay focused ok? I know it's got to be hard for you, with that steady diet of Red Bull and yoo hoos, but seriously dude, the whole conversation is in writing.
arnnatz - October 31, 2012, 10:00 pm
so, you need to back off and let the intelligent people make comments while you sit in the back of the room and cry your little weasel heart out
arnnatz - October 31, 2012, 9:59 pm
365 EV to 173 EV is an overwhelming majority of electoral college votes - doesn't matter how you want to spin it.
crankyhead - October 30, 2012, 7:35 pm
...to be some kind of self appointed expert. It's rude. I understand that you want to be rude to me, whatever, but you're being rude to other republicans, you might want to consider how that comes across. Just sayin'.
crankyhead - October 30, 2012, 7:34 pm
Nice attempt at deflection, arnnatz. And no, 7% is not an 'overwhelming majority'. Try again. Or actually, don't try again. It would be nice if you'd let others answer for themselves, instead of just strutting around, pretending...
arnnatz - October 30, 2012, 7:26 pm
didn't obama have an overwhelming majority in 2008? Remember he was against g** marriage before he was in favor of it.
crankyhead - October 30, 2012, 5:24 pm
Cyberhagan, Todd Akin needed more than "only a few individuals" to vote him into office, no?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2012, 4:07 pm

That's just par for the course around here. All liberals are X.. ...all conservatives are Y. Very few acknowledge the grey between the black and the white.
Cyberhagen - October 30, 2012, 2:04 pm
Because the content of the poster is a stereotype based on only a few individuals. The majority of Repubs don't share Akin's extremist views. I sure don't. Nor do I think homo***uality is a "choice". It's just that buzzwords get on my nerves. ;-)
crankyhead - October 29, 2012, 4:28 pm
Oh Bibsy, is there no limit to how ridiculous you can sound?
crankyhead - October 29, 2012, 4:27 pm
It's not a 'stupid fad phrase' at all. It's a term used by psychologists. I find it interesting that you didn't address the content of the poster, but rather, just tried to put the blame for this obvious contradiction, on some other group.
Cyberhagen - October 29, 2012, 12:18 pm
I really can't wait until this stupid fad phrase "cognitive dissonance" falls out of favor. I'm sure it's all the rage among college students right now.
GrouchoMarxist - October 29, 2012, 7:35 am
Nobody cares that you want to chop up more babies..

HAVING IT BOTH WAYS - Obama today talks about getting tough on entitlements, yet his budget shows no signs of cuts. Also he says he is unwilling to work on negotiating bipartisan budget cuts. Hypocrisy Reigns as usual!

FICKLE LIBERALS - Liberals demanded reparations be paid to Moammar when Reagan pounded his compound with bombs. Now Liberals are bombing his compound themselves. Priceless!



STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH 3.0 - Great Speech Mr. President, unfortunately, your actions the last three years speak much louder than your words tonight!

REMEMBER THE FB IPO BUBBLE AND BUST OF 2013? - FB follows MySpace, Google, & others selling nothin' yet pumped up to a trillion dollar valuation. They valuate FB based on number of claimed free accounts.

Apparently a recently reported Facebook Page titled, "Behead Those Who Disrespect Our Prophet" doesn't violate Facebook's "Community Standard on credible threat of violence". -

Facebook -

JOSS WHEDON - Can serfs see your movies for free?

COMPASSION - spending $40,000.00 on a bracelet when so many are out of work

Blind defiance -

FACES OF EVIL - Color is inconsequential.

WAS ACTUALLY FOR THE SEQUESTER - before he decided he was against it!

TAGS: two faced
Rating: 4.67/5

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According to Facebook, a recently reported Muslim Page titled,"Behead those who disrespect our Prophet", doesn't violate Facebook's "Community Standard On Credible Threat Of Violence". -

WAIT WAIT.......DON'T TELL ME - What does Hillary have that Obama does not?

ROLLING BROWN OUTS - Coming soon to Vermont, followed by healthy increases in electric bills.

GOOD THING THESE 2 DON'T RUN A PIZZA PLACE: - Cuz' they have failed to deliver.


RUSH LIMBAUGH - fluent in Mandarin

THAT DIRECTION - Is Not The One America Should Be Going

Liberal Media With Egg on Their Faces Again -

THE TEA PARTY - Gets my vote as "Time's Person of the year" for upending the socialist overthrow of the United States (or at least slowing it down). Frig the Facebook founder crap. Time WASTER of the year!

OBAMA INCITING VIOLENCE - “I’ll put Mr. Burgess up against Sean Hannity. He’ll tear him up.”


TAGS: jay cutler making republican face
Rating: 1.67/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:28 pm
No 5th term for Bush
crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 5:35 pm
sense plenty, poster makes. only to understand, needs you.
JGalt - September 18, 2012, 12:08 am
sense none makes poster this. Only cranky if intelligence made points
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 11:37 pm
Is Egypt a friend now?

Our forefathers -

that face you make -

that face you make... -


that face you make -

Stupid Things Liberals Say -

Hillary Supporters: Phony & Inactive -

That Face You Get -

TAGS: that face
Rating: 5/5

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BUCKO - January 30, 2018, 11:03 pm
Thank you, Sir.
Zeul - January 30, 2018, 10:51 pm
Very Nice !

There’s Parody, There’s Beyond Parody & Then There’s Rachel Dolezal -

TAGS: rachel dolezal naacp blackface parody hypocrisy transracial liar fraud lily white liberal
Rating: 5/5

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calron - June 22, 2015, 12:00 am
Rachel Dolezal, another Liberal Reality Denier.

John Kerry Had Classified Relations With Hillary's Server!!! -

that face you make -

John Kerry's Dangerously Naive Multilateralism -

Phony Montana -

TAGS: scarface trump lies new year
Rating: 5/5

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BUCKO - January 1, 2018, 6:53 pm

Donald J. Trump -

Face -

hoplophobia -

policies are like coins -

Regardless diatribe -